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threehundred

2009-05-30T22:53:58Z

I HEARD BITCHES BE SCARED OF TACOS AND SHIT

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Sail away

2009-02-26T19:13:46Z

on the meat ship.
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080212-The_Meat_Ship

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Full Bar?

2009-02-02T19:43:02Z

Anyone tried this Full BAr? http://www.fullbar.com/

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you need a diagram for that?

2009-01-30T00:20:32Z

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28777115/

i was on a flight when this seriously huge guy got on, like the kind of huge you only see on TV. the stewardesses were concerned but he was squishing a family member sitting next to him, not some random stranger so it was all good. i just settled back into my first class seat and had another sip of wine

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the angry whopper

2009-01-26T20:17:42Z

anyone had one or seen the commercial? i heard about them yesterday. i admit i am curious mostly because i like the name.

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Holiday Cookies

2008-12-17T21:12:02Z

Just had a dark chocolate covered "joe joe" (oreo) rolled in candy cane and filled w/ candy cane creamy filling.

Trader Joes has em. They be good.

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things i ate while on vacation that i probably should not have eaten

2008-12-09T16:18:55Z

tommy burger - double chili cheeseburger with chili cheese fries
in-n-out burger - double double animal style with animal fries
oki dog

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the US of A does not have a lock on gluttony

2008-11-20T02:20:09Z

http://www.derwaldgeist.de/cms/website.php?id=/bildergalerie.htm&sid=a88b4708dea16639de614ffffa58f0c4

man i'll kill for a schnizel as big as a hubcap and a gallon of beer right now

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baconnaise

2008-11-08T04:27:28Z

http://store.baconsalt.com/Baconnaise-3-pack_p_0-34.html#

*cries tears of joy*

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300 taco friday shirts

2008-10-28T21:49:01Z

hey y'all. if you guys are interested, we would like to make some shirts for the next 300 TACO FRIDAY. we were thinking everyone could give us $10 each and that would cover the costs.
what do you think?

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free food

2008-10-24T19:03:27Z

dr pepper

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27350676/

taco bell

http://www.tacobell.com/stealabasestealataco/

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Cheeseburger Angioplasty Pizza

2008-10-22T18:50:02Z

http://www.andiamnotlying.com/2007/using-mcdonalds-as-pizza-toppings-this-cannot-have-happened-above-the-mason-dixon-line/

I saw this monstrosity many months ago. Since then, my fellow cube-weasels have come up with many interesting recipes, many of which come from Down South and which feature lots of real lard, deep frying, or some combination of the two. We collect the recipes more from an interest in the types of gawd-awful food with which some people find comfort.

Today we had a "WTF Happened To Summer and Fall?" potluck at work today. I brought the pizza.

The base was Papa Murphy's take-and-bake cheese pizza. The toppings, arranged as a smiley face: two McDonalds double-cheeseburger eyes, six Chicken McNuggets as a nose and a big french fry grin, all of which was hidden under a blanket of cheese. Out of the oven, into a blanket-wrapped box and then to the potluck at work went the evil creation.

I expected people to gag and pick the toppings off. They did not do that. People ate it. They ate it all. They made comments: "My kids are going to LOVE this!" and "This is good gaming food! I'm making it this weekend!"

One of my compatriots at work brought a Fool's Gold Loaf, the food that helped kill Elvis. Take a cheap loaf of french bread, hollow it out, slather with butter (and I do mean SLATHER), fill with peanut butter, grape jelly and...BACON. Lots of BACON. Bake in a 350 degree oven until the butter has left the building and the insides are soft and gooey, like the insides of our arteries.

This item was eaten with great gusto as well. We have many more interesting recipes to try and I'm wondering what the ultimate limit will be? These people seem capable of eating anything!

Perhaps a peanut butter and bacon milkshake, with extra grape jelly? A bowl of lard, sugar and Hershey's syrup? Dairy Queen food?

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we are a bunch of posers and slackers

2008-10-19T19:31:23Z

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27228081/

i don't know about you, but i'm feeling inspired!

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hot beef sundae

2008-10-08T07:27:41Z

http://www.openleft.com/showDiary.do;jsessionid=B8CA4A9C4F1D0ADDF8D3031380FB6F4B?diaryId=7839

sounds kinda good

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I love the comments section

2008-10-02T21:27:53Z

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece

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eat mcdonalds and live forever!

2008-10-02T19:17:13Z

http://bestwellnessconsultant.com/2008/09/23/1996-mcdonalds-hamburger-karen-hanrahan-best-of-mother-earth.aspx

hooray!

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death in a cup

2008-09-23T04:58:38Z

http://www.baskinrobbins.com/Nutrition/Product.aspx?Category=Beverages&id=BV228

sweet, sweet death

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Join a Fat Camp?

2008-09-13T01:11:45Z

finally something I can dig my teeth into. I didn't want to join a 'meet people club' for support while I am loosing weight, so this is nice. I like to be a part of this.

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granny's kitchens

2008-09-11T20:08:16Z

it sounds so wholesome "granny's kitchens"

Dr. Pepper, really?

http://www.grannyskitchens.com/products.htm

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MORE FRIED CRAP

2008-09-03T19:54:39Z

i am getting so sick of the internet and the lists that repeat other lists and get all HEY OH BOY LOOK AT THIS IT'S DEEP-FRIED... WAIT FOR IT.... WAIT FOR IT... DEEP-FRIED BROWN SUGAR OMG

http://listsgalore.blogspot.com/2008/08/25-awesome-foods-you-never-knew-could.html

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BEST COOKIES EVER

2008-09-03T18:01:07Z

damn my mother and baking prowess. she brought over like 3 dozen cookies on sunday and they were gone by the end of the night.

chocolate chip pretzel cookies!! sweet and salty and everything fucking awesome that i fall for like a sucker.

the recipe is on cooksillustrated.com i think. i'll try to dig it up if anyone is interested and won't turn me in to their copyright goons.

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hangs head in shame

2008-09-02T18:00:18Z

i went to the state fair, and all i had to eat was a funnel cake, a few bites of nachos and a cream puff. nothing fried on a stick. i'm a fat camp failure.

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owie my heart

2008-08-29T16:55:19Z

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ccaviness/2625223578/

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FOOD LOG

2008-08-25T23:29:03Z

i want one.

NOW!

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FROZEN PIZZA grrrr

2008-08-25T20:53:18Z

we are on a budget right now (almost pay day) so we had to charge some things. i have a target card and went bonkers in their frozen food section. last night we ate their goat cheese & spinach pizza. it was so good. we have the margherita and caesar chicken in the freezer to try this week.

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never do this

2008-08-22T18:40:57Z

never buy the 4 pound bag of m&m's. THE KING SIZE BAG OF M&M'S IS FOR PORTION CONTROL. NEVER BUY TOO MANY.

also, m&m's and kix cereal are DELICIOUS. also m&m's and watermelon gum.

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cereal

2008-08-22T05:59:02Z

i have been eating a lot of cereal lately. a lot. i was trying to replace a meal a day with a bowl and the problem is if it's dinner and i am stoned.. it always turns into 2 bowls. i really like mixing two cereals in one bowl. mmmm

special K with the chocolate bits
special K vanilla almond mixed with special K protein plus
kellogg's smart start strawberry squares (oh my god this shit is amazing and makes your milk all fruity)
rice krispies & anything!

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more oatmeal please

2008-08-15T16:26:39Z

this is almost as good as stuffing your face with cinnamon rolls.

but it's supposed to be healthy or something

http://www.quakeroatmeal.com/qo_ourProducts/instantquakeroatmeal/familyFavorites/product.cfm?productid=18

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what the fuck thanks i guess

2008-08-13T04:19:03Z

hey it's 4:51 in the afternoon on friday y'all, just wondering if you want my leftover chicken lunch from wednesday.

WHY THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WANT YOUR CHICKEN THAT YOU DIDN'T EAT ON WEDNESDAY. IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY AFTERNOON.

the same dumbass got her feelings hurt this morning when I couldn't believe she was serious when she said "fish is not meat".

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the king decrees major EWWness

2008-08-07T21:38:05Z

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2007-07-26-burger-chips_N.htm

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REAL WORLD ADVICE YOU CAN USE

2008-08-06T19:26:10Z

Don't microwave lettuce

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cheesy macaroni bites

2008-08-01T23:51:50Z

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/2008/07/jack-cheesy-macaroni-bites.html

someone try them and report back so my arteries can clog vicariously through you

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Cap'n Crunch milkshake

2008-07-02T19:35:09Z

I et one today. It was yummyawesomegross and then just gross.

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/03/02/carls-jr-capn-crunch-shake/

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free tacos!

2008-06-26T16:10:43Z

http://www.jackinthebox.com/twofreetacosday/

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tuna noodle casserole

2008-06-26T15:12:34Z

sounds like someone is dipping their fingers in YOUR TUNA CASSEROLE!

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porkin

2008-06-26T02:08:01Z

so i made some amazing green chile pork in the crock pot & served it with rice & beans. it was awesome. now i am on day 2 of leftovers for lunch and it tastes like .... pork. kinda dirty. gross.

all i really want is a sloppy joe.

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french fry coated bacon on a stick

2008-06-07T07:48:29Z

http://www.lastappetite.com/french-fry-coated-bacon-on-a-stick/

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energy drinks linked to increased risky behavior in teens

2008-06-07T07:47:51Z

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/05/27/healthscience/27well.php

isn't EXTREME and RISKY BEHAVIOR exactly how they are marketed to work?

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el pollo loco

2008-05-28T23:02:17Z

(sorry those outside of ca)

i am obsessed with their secret spicy avocado salsa. I CAN PUT IT ON ANYTHING! fucking hook me up with a brc & a jug of that shit!! it's like the best $1.39 meal EVER!

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donuts!

2008-05-28T22:32:33Z

i hate them. think they are horrible things. someone made me try a banana cake donut from stan's.
http://www.stansdoughnuts.com/index.html

oh my mother fucking god. it was drizzled in chocolate and was amazing. i hear their peanut butter/banana filled donuts are bomb too. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LIKE DONUTS NOW!

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best salad EVER

2008-05-27T06:40:19Z

organic mixed greens
"cherub" aka sweet grape tomatoes, halved
red onion, thinly sliced
aidell's teriyaki pineapple chicken meatballs, quartered
trader joe's spicy thai peanut dressing

OMG *foodgasm*

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road trip foods

2008-05-22T22:14:35Z

so, what do you usually do for grub on the road? hit the drive thrus and convenience stores? or do you pack stuff? what are your faves?

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doritos quest - barf

2008-05-22T20:35:29Z

i don't know why i buy this kind of crap. oh yeah it's because i took the boy with me to the store.

the secret flavor?

mountain dew.

i am not the target demo for this product

http://www.doritosthequest.com/

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favorite sammich

2008-05-14T16:01:53Z

this was an old fav that im bringing back.
rye, mozzarella, turkey, tomato, red onion & mustard.
broiled.

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worst foods in america.... or BEST FOODS?

2008-05-11T22:51:44Z

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/139/the-20-worst-foods-in-america/

Worst Drink
Jamba Juice Chocolate Moo'd Power Smoothie (30 fl oz)
900 calories
10 g fat
183 g carbs
166 g sugar

Jamba Juice calls it a smoothie; we call it a milk shake. In fact, this beverage contains more sugar than 2 pints of Ben and Jerry's Butter Pecan ice cream.

Worst Supermarket Meal
Pepperidge Farm Roasted Chicken Pot Pie (whole pie)
1,020 calories
64 g fat
86 g carbs

The label may say this pie serves 2, but who ever divided a small pot pie in half? Once you crack the crust, there will be no stopping.

Worst Mexican Entree
Chipotle Mexican Grilled Chicken Burrito
1,179 calories
47 g fat
125 g carbs
2,656 mg sodium

Despite a reputation for using healthy, fresh ingredients, Chipotle's menu is limited to football-size burritos, overstuffed tacos, and gigantic salads — all of which contribute to a humongous waistline.

Worst Kids' Meal
Macaroni Grill Double Macaroni 'n' Cheese
1,210 calories
62 g fat
3,450 mg sodium

It's like feeding your kid 1½ boxes of Kraft mac 'n' cheese.

Worst Fish Entree
On the Border Dos XX Fish Tacos with Rice and Beans
2,100 calories
130 g fat
169 g carbs
4,750 mg sodium

Perhaps the most misleadingly named dish in America: A dozen crunchy tacos from Taco Bell will saddle you with fewer calories.

The Worst Food in America
Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing
2,900 calories
182 g fat
240 g carbs

It's the caloric equivalent of eating 14 Krispy Kreme doughnuts, before your dinner arrives. Even if you split this "starter" with 3 friends, you'll have downed a meal's worth of calories.

they totally got me on the chipotle burrito. i knew that shit was bad since it is so large the tortilla rips apart, but it's so damn good!

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cool whip in a can

2008-05-08T18:52:35Z

and other new products from kraft to make us lazier and fatter

http://adage.com/article?article_id=126831

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brandon was right

2008-04-30T00:23:00Z

http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20-Saltiest-Foods-in-America/1_The_Saltiest_Dish_in_America.php

macaroni salty grill

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you can never have too many carbs

2008-04-29T19:12:20Z

mac & cheese pizza

http://chicagoist.com/2008/04/17/cheesy_noodley.php

http://www.ianspizza.com/

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six dollar burger

2008-04-24T22:43:45Z

i love eating my daily calorie and weekly sodium intake in one burger.

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noooooooooooooooo

2008-04-24T20:16:48Z

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080424/wendy_s.html?.v=5

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JOLLIBEE'S? WTF

2008-04-23T18:38:40Z

http://www.jollibee.com.ph/images/products/jollyzerts/tuna-pie.jpg

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fave bbq foods?

2008-04-12T00:34:16Z

we're doing a big family bbq over here in a few weeks and i'm on the hunt for some tasty and simple stuff to pair with burgers and dogs.

what stuff do y'all like to put the hurt on when you bbq??

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pudding

2008-04-09T21:38:35Z

i LOVED it as a kid (especially chocolate) but now it kinda freaks me out.

wtf?

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deep fried pancakes

2008-04-09T16:21:12Z

http://groceryeats.com/2008/03/21/deep-fried-pancakes/

i'd keep it like a funnel cake myself, if i had a deep fryer

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super suppers

2008-04-04T19:17:00Z

anyone ever been to one of these? a friend brought over a bunch of meals for us from there and they've been pretty damn good. i think the one he went to was in san hoser (he works down there).

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WORLD'S MOST AWESOMEST PORK CHOP EVER

2008-04-03T21:06:19Z

I just got my ca. 1921 (high on charm, non-existent on function) kitchen remodeled - w00t! I am not even going to get into how much that set me back, what I do want to talk about is what I made for dinner: CHILI PORK CHOP. omfg - I am still freaking out. So, I was in the waiting area for the therapist (yep, the one where I farted) and the only magazines were 'Mo; The guide for the Seattle Gay person and Men's Health & Fitness. there were some nice pictures of girls' nipples in the MHF so I went for that. On their cooking page, they had a recipe foe "chili pork chop". I only had a second to try and commit the VIBE of the recipe to memory. Here's the secrets:
slather chops in a combo of olive oil, BASIL if you got it (I didn't so I used fuggin' tarragon), dash of black pepper, fuggin' CHILI POWDER or CHILI SPICE (use liberally dawg!), I dunno - toss some paprika and shit in there, MIX with a bunch of dijon mustard ( bunch = 3/4 cup, ok ok maybe not that much but A LOT) okay here's the killer move - slather the chops (both sides) in your mustard chili powder goo. THEN, *press* a liberal amount of grated parmesan cheese on to BOTH sides, cook at 400 for 15 minutes.

YOU WILL THANK ME
NOMNOMNOMNOMNONMM

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arby's chocolate turnovers

2008-04-03T20:25:34Z

it's like a croissant au chocolat on steriods. curly fries, jamocha shakes and these turnovers are like - the stoner cuisine trifecta

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chicken salad

2008-03-28T21:31:23Z

who eats a beef salad when there is a chicken to be had

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Asian pizza crusts

2008-03-03T12:08:14Z

sweet potato mousse?

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/02/crazy-weird-asian-pizza-crusts-japanese-korean-hong-kong.html

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Fast food reality

2008-03-03T12:04:47Z

http://www.thewvsr.com/adsvsreality.htm

My favorite is the Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar. And the link to the people who look like they're farting in newspaper ads.

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300 nugget friday CANCELLED

2008-02-29T18:21:13Z

i'm sick and feeling humorless about nuggets today. eat some fucking tacos and think about terri on your own fucking time assholes.

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300 NUGGET FRIDAY

2008-02-29T00:08:19Z

TOMORROW

COME ON FATTITS

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dinner tonight

2008-02-26T20:16:47Z

seared ahi tuna over creamy garlic mashed potatoes with sesame garlic sauce
steamed broccoli
molten chocolate lava cakes

YOUR TURN

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2 flavors, 1 bag

2008-02-22T06:58:56Z

Doritos "collisions" freakout

time: 9:30 pm last night
location: couch
acute overdose: 12.25 oz bag zesty taco/chipotle ranch
other drugs in system: excedrin
result: 10:15 am today; ow, my ass!! :[

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muffins or scones

2008-02-21T23:58:34Z

yep, the pregnant lady has a hankering to bake and i have what looks like a killer recipe for both.

sour cream muffins w/poppy seed streusel
OR
sour cream scones

help!!

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fat burger

2008-02-21T21:15:05Z

i had one this weekend. i'll tell you guys ALLLLL about it when I get the chance.

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If you only were allowed to eat five meals on repeat for the rest of your life what would they be?

2008-02-21T21:12:27Z

Mine;
Fish & Chips
Chicken Korma
Full English breakfast
My "special" fish pie
Roast Sunday Dinner with Yorkshire pudding and all the trimmings

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300 Taco Friday?

2008-02-14T23:55:01Z

Tomorrow? What say you?

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what is good for breakfast that doesn't involve eggs

2008-02-14T16:10:44Z

besides french toast.

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it's like Georgia O'Keefe was coming to dinner....

2008-02-12T06:23:13Z

due to circumstances I don't entirely understand, the yonic oneness of the universe saw fit that for dinner tonight I had both clams AND tacos.
*diskuss*

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breakfast foods

2008-02-08T16:55:24Z

should all be mixed together. served on a plate.

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bread maker

2008-02-07T22:22:11Z

i should have it in hand on thursday.

i'll be ready for stow away chubbo camp the following week.

i <3 carbs.

anyone else have one? we can exchange recipes and pork out together.

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FAT PERSECUTION.

2008-02-07T19:59:55Z

Stolen from the Raw Wisdom Tribe -

" It has actually happened. Lawmakers have proposed legislation that forbids restaurants and food establishments from serving food to anyone who is obese (as defined by the State). Under this bill, food establishments are to be monitored for compliance under the State Department of Health and violators will have their business permits revoked.

House Bill 282 was introduced in the 2008 Mississippi legislative session on Friday by Representative W.T. Mayhall, Jr., a retired pharmaceutical salesman with DuPont-Merk. Its co-authors are Bobby Shows, a businessman, and John Read, a pharmacist.

The full text reads:

HOUSE BILL NO. 282

An act to prohibit certain food establishments from serving food to any person who is obese, based on criteria prescribed by the state department of health; to direct the department to prepare written materials that describe and explain the criteria for determining whether a person is obese and to provide those materials to the food establishments; to direct the department to monitor the food establishments for compliance with the provisions of this act; and for related purposes. Be it enacted by the legislature of the state of Mississippi:

SECTION 1.

(1) The provisions of this section shall apply to any food establishment that is required to obtain a permit from the State Department of Health under Section 41-3-15(4)(f), that operates primarily in an enclosed facility and that has five (5) or more seats for customers.

(2) Any food establishment to which this section applies shall not be allowed to serve food to any person who is obese, based on criteria prescribed by the State Department of Health after consultation with the Mississippi Council on Obesity Prevention and Management established under Section 41-101-1 or its successor. The State Department of Health shall prepare written materials that describe and explain the criteria for determining whether a person is obese, and shall provide those materials to all food establishments to which this section applies. A food establishment shall be entitled to rely on the criteria for obesity in those written materials when determining whether or not it is allowed to serve food to any person.

(3) The State Department of Health shall monitor the food establishments to which this section applies for compliance with the provisions of this section, and may revoke the permit of any food establishment that repeatedly violates the provisions of this section.

SECTION 2. This act shall take effect and be in force from and after July 1, 2008.

Should this pass, scales will appear at the door of restaurants, people with BMIs of 30 or higher won’t be allowed to be served. And to comply with government regulations, restaurants will have to keep records of patrons' BMIs.

Is this a tongue-in-cheek bill, meant to point out how absurd the war on obesity has become? Or do lawmakers actually believe the myths that gluttony is the cause for obesity and that it is the government’s role to force people to eat and live how it deems best?

I called lead author, Rep. Mayhall, and asked if this was serious legislation or tongue-in-cheek to make a point. He kindly took a moment to answer my question while the legislature was in session. He said that while, regrettably, he doesn’t believe his bill will pass, this is serious. He wrote it, he said, because of the “urgency of the obesity crisis and need for government action.” He hopes it will “call attention to the serious problem of obesity and what it is costing the Medicare system.”

So, yes, this is for real and these elected officials actually believe this stuff.

The time is now for all Americans who value their freedom to eat, look, breathe and live their lives how they choose to unite!

junkfoodscience.blogspot.com/200...html "

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meat cake

2008-01-29T05:16:43Z

http://www.fresh99.com/meat-cake.htm

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strawberry cheetos

2008-01-29T02:01:16Z

http://www.japanmarketingnews.com/2008/01/say-hello-to-sw.html

i'd try them

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pizza

2008-01-19T00:38:26Z

everyone f/ the north always told me roundtable was the best. so we went there while in sac for the mcD winefest. Had a pizza that was awesome – we even wanted to go back the next day. but once I returned to LA I forgot all about it.
MY FUCKING MISTAKE! Went to a roundtable last night and got the wombo combo. Holy dear mother of great pizza god!
http://www.roundtablepizza.com/RTP/HI/

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gyros platter with fries and salad - third time this week

2008-01-19T00:05:04Z

Holy balls, this sobriety thing is gonna make me FAT

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Beer.

2008-01-18T00:06:23Z

It makes ya fat.
Which is why I've stopped.

But what kinda liquid calories are you crazy kids taking in ??

Let me live vicariously.
Please.

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my lunch is too big.

2008-01-11T16:05:16Z

and now I'm staring at half a pear, half a sandwich and a handful of chips.

Power through or abort?

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seattle sandwich nazi

2008-01-11T03:28:02Z

a guy after my own heart:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/346742_needle10.html

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turducken is for weenies

2007-12-20T20:54:57Z

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=502605&in_page_id=1770

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help populate Fat Camp aka Fart Town

2007-12-17T17:39:40Z

http://fart-town.myminicity.com

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Pretty quiet up in here!

2007-12-17T17:02:02Z

Guess everyone's eatin'

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YOU NEED A BEER BOTTLE OR A CAN TO GET A MAN?

2007-12-17T16:59:34Z

UGH NOW I SEE WHY
A CHUBBY EATING A PIE
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL NEVER GET A GUY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SrZZhvVwP0&NR=1

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anybody up for another 300 something friday?

2007-12-14T06:32:14Z

Calling for suggestions on the food and for who it is to be dedicated.

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Jedi workout

2007-12-04T17:33:07Z

Now Trekkies no longer have an excuse for their doughiness:

http://www.askmen.com/sports/bodybuilding/183_fitness_tip.html

I looked this up because I just saw on NY1 that there's a gym in NYC offering classes in this now. The students were generally not pretty, but they were all dressed up and dedicated, which is step #1 in a proper gym habit.

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chocolate croissant with cheeto chaser

2007-11-29T22:34:51Z

Fuck it, I'm on the rag!!

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extreme food?

2007-11-27T23:21:20Z

is that even possible?

http://www.forbes.com/2007/11/11/burger-pizza-doughnut-forbeslife-food07-cx_de_1113extreme_slide.html?thisSpeed=15000

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chocolate gum

2007-11-15T22:59:15Z

i know it's been around for ages, but i finally tried some the other day. it's grody.

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because pancakes are so hard to mix up

2007-11-09T21:16:27Z

http://www.batterblaster.com/

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mcdonalds pizza

2007-11-08T00:11:06Z

http://www.rabatjoie.com/series/s-17-repas-de-geek.html

i think you use the gun at the end to shoot yourself in the head

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ice cream(s)

2007-11-05T16:50:19Z

we always get the "good stuff". (ben & jerry's, dreyers, bryers..)

yesterday we were in rite aid and got thrifty brand butter pecan.
i didn't try it yet, but something tells me i am going to regret that purchase.

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Tootsie Roll pops

2007-10-31T21:56:51Z

what is the best color/flavor?

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diddy riese

2007-10-31T18:09:25Z

oh my god.
heaven.
fresh baked cookies and your choice of ice cream make the best sandwich ever. i got a chocolate walnut chip cookie and a chocolate chocolate chip cookie with chocolate ice cream. fuck !
the weird part - only $1.25!! rumor has it that there is some mafia or drug deals going down in the back that allows for such cheap cookies.

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Hey Fatty!

2007-10-28T12:53:08Z

So I got into work today and there was no butter. For obvious reasons I muttered about it in French. No one else seemed to care as much as I did. Now we have butter and all is well.
Does your workplace feed you too?

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peppers and scovilles and capsaicin oh zzzzzz

2007-10-10T22:07:12Z

can you possibly care any less about how fucking hot a pepper is and how many scoville units are in it? pepper egotism is probably the stupidest most pointless fratboy thing i can imagine. pepper sauce doesn't even taste good half the time. you are not adding a flavor, you are adding a SENSE. i mean, if there were foods that stimulated my auditory senses i'd be interested, or perhaps my visual sense, but what the fuck is so cool about burning? fuck you./

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don't be a victim of popcorn lung

2007-10-08T18:53:13Z

http://consumerist.com/consumer/hazards/first-consumer-with-popcorn-lung-speaks-out-297688.php

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for army

2007-10-03T16:23:24Z

via yahoo...

TRIPLE-CHEESE MAC ATTACK
Makes 6 servings

2 cups cottage cheese
1 cup sour cream
1 egg, beaten
1 teaspoon salt
Garlic salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
2 cups extra-sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
½ cup Swiss cheese, shredded
1 (7-ounce) package elbow macaroni, cooked and drained

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

In a large mixing bowl, combine cottage cheese, sour cream, egg, salt, garlic salt, and black pepper. Add cheddar and Swiss cheeses and blend well. Cook macaroni as directed on package and drain well.

Add cooked macaroni to cheese mixture and blend until well coated. Add macaroni mixture to a greased 2- or 2½-quart baking dish and bake, uncovered, for 25-30 minutes.

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Maybe you people can tell me

2007-10-02T22:45:21Z

Is pussy considered a food?

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pimp that snack

2007-10-02T22:28:50Z

http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/gallery.php

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